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Vent thread

Remember Lizzies it's bad to hold negative emotions since they build up.
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Lizbros, what the heck??
This chan is copying us https://onesixtwo.club/scv/
The jungle theme is an exclusive property of Lizchan!
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What did you do today?

Hi Lizzies, this is a thread where you can post how your day was.
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>can't cross the border
>can't take a plane
>can't take a train
>can't get certain jobs
>all because I won't take a useless and potentially harmful shot that only works for 6 months

Pretty surreal how fast I became a second class citizen in my own country. It's almost to the point where I want to go live in a shack in the woods away from everyone else. How mush more discrimination can a person take?
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There's nothing like having a good nap. It could only be for 15 minutes but you still wake up feeling relaxed and refreshed.
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How do I stop being cringe?
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Musique thread, Sunbather edition

We're back!
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Holy shit, lizmin actually fixed the site. I was starting to think the place was gone for good this time.
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Are aliens real?
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I am going to post 1(one) cute file every day until raptor jesus takes me.God bless.
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I just found this board I use wizchan I take it this is an offshoot of wizchan can I get some lore about this place.
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Hello lizzies.

I have recently been especially saddened by the deterioration of the chan community. 4chan is a shit hole that is filled with normies. This is obviously nothing new, but it just gets exponentially worse.

It seems that all of the non-normie chan user-base has become spread out so far across the internet that it is near impossible to rally them all back to one site. Let alone doing this without attracting normies in the process.

How could we remedy this? What are we to do? I miss the old days where 4chan and numerous other chans were vibrant comfy places where I could relate with other anons and laugh without even so much as a thought of degenerate porn threads eating up entire boards that weren't meant for such things. We never had to worry about normies ruining the fun before.

How can we fix this? How can we bring the chans back to the glory which they once had? I miss them. I'm sure you do too. Work with me guys. Any ideas are welcome.
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Events like this are why I get up in the morning. God I hope this leads to a civil war.
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*uses shit covered hand to dip your food into green slime*
10 rupees please
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Lizchan Food General

Hello fellow lizzies. Today I ate a Philly cheesesteak. What did you eat?
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Please put your maaask on and have a seat in the bubble sir. We'll be by soon to take your order.
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How do you fix the modern leftist?
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Citizens of the US, meet your new president, the seventy seven years young Joe Biden! First on the agenda is nationwide mandatory mask laws and amnesty for millions of illegals. Take that bigots!
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Manga

to keep the anime thread pure.

Any translated one shots you'd recommend?

Really liked Shintarou Kago's Dementia 21, He reminds me of a more care-free junji ito and his art is great.
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What do you hate lizzie?
For me its niggers ans jews
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Post here every time you visit lizchan.
We must crank up the speed somehow.
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Hello. Please come check out my new, comfy imageboard. Thank you :)
https://microchan.net/index.html
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ok I installed linux (ubuntu), now what the fuck do I do with it?
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How Bad Will 2020 Be?

I hate to bring up an unpleasant topic, but I think this is an important discussion. It seems like every 4 years the internet gets worse and worse I wonder if the elections play a part in this somehow. 2008 is the year the internet the internet started to deteriorate, 2012 is when the internet started becoming more "civilized" (aka shit) and 2016 is the year everyone lost their fucking minds. So my question is, how bad will 2020 be. Allow me to explain what has happened from 2016 up until now:
>FOSTA gets signed into law, thus causing a snowball effect on internet censorship
>Chads and Stacies have figured out how to use Sony Vegas (or at least Sony Vegas is so dumbed down now) and are now becoming top youtubers
>Celebrities and mumble rappers claim to "love" anime, thus causing an influx of Negroes and Stacies in anime communities thinking they are cool
>4chan splits into two domains thus causing the official death of 4chan
>4chan's split causes an exodus of unfunny 12 year olds to invade some IBs I used to enjoy
Among other things.

Who knows, maybe 2020 will be the year some magical thing happens that causes the internet to be dominated by nerds and outcasts again. But for now, the future is looking bleak.
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Daily reminder anime isn't real and you should be mad

Gonno post one weeb thing a day until I become a vegetable.
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>average lizchan user
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Moving out

Hello Lizzies ,I have one month to move out.
I'm going on university this year. Alimony will barerly sustain my living costs or maybe even not. I'm going to rent a small room in some shithole. Any pro tips?
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/animu/ lizthread

What are you watching lizanons? I just finished Gurren Lagann, and while it was great I don't think it was as good as Kaiji. I liked how the anime started growing in scale to the point it ended up with the cast becoming a government and the fights crossing dimensions and universes, but the ending didn't get to me. That sensation of everything coming to conclusion.
The music was there, the lights and the colours were bright, the feels were there, but I couldn't do that, shred a tear from the euphoria of the scene and how beautiful everything was. I personally blame it on not being able to detach from the real world completely, I can do that easily on a phone since you only see your fingers, but watching it on my computer I couldn't inmerse myself fully.

It was close though, now I'm going to get into SnK since the last season is coming soon, saw everyone posting like a maniac about the rumbling so I may want to see what it's all about. And then after that I'll see what else is there.
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>tfw whatever happens to me it's certain I will have to sleep
This is what brings comfort to me. Even if I am beaten up and bullied, parents kick me out of my home, I end up homeless etc. it's just inevitable. No matter how bad things get, I will have to collapse at one point and sleep. At that point real world stops existing for me and I am incapacitated to be aware about it. You can kick my body however much you want, I wont wake up. You can even kill me and I won't be there to feel it. I don't need to fight you, cause I don't acknowledge your existence. It is the ultimate most natural escapism there is. I don't need anime, video games, alcohol, drugs etc. I just need to sleep.

It's just amazing that evolution made this exist, yet people don't like to sleep. I don't understand people who say 3rd of our lives is 'wasted' through sleep. The truth is, 2/3rds of our lives is wasted through wakefulness. Sleep is the natural state of our organism; wakefulness is the abnormality where we look for food and a safe place for our body in order to sleep. The ultimate goal of the human race has to be to put itself to an eternal sleep while something else takes care of their bodies.
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Just going to post any random YouTube I find
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Post in this thread every time you want to post in this thread!
It's mine but i'll share.
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Music of any kind i don't care
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Post boss fight music and others reply with images of what the boss would look like.
Video for example.
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Post a photograph that resembles your life.

Mine is picture related.
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Hey guys I want to build up a comfy thread to reflect back too while playing games and watching anime, feel free to post comfy videos, asmr, pictures, websites, games, movies, activities etc!
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Post in this thread every time you check lizchan and can't think of a worthwhile thing to post!
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Ventilation Thread

Come vent your emotions here. I'll start.

My therapist recently informed me that I am extremely depressed. I thought my feelings were just angst but apparently my hatred of the world was deeper than that. It just kind of shocked me because although I wasn't feeling great I didn't once consider that I was depressed. I'll just keep pushing through it I guess.
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Lizard Philosophy

So what is lizanon´s take on life?
the only correct one is atavismfight me niggers

i´ll get the ball rolling by Evola posting my entire library of Evola´s works
https://www.dropbox.com/s/6lbcddfs2g9vjc1/Evolanigger.7z?dl=0
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Liveleak

I know everyone and their grandmother visits liveleak now but is it in bad taste to have a thread sharing links?
Post links and a comment describing or joke referring to them.
>endless loading screens
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=svKiH_1533319196
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Post something you're glad exist.
I'll start.

Chicken.
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Post a word that currently resonates with you, I'll start.

Discontent.
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I am going to post 1(one) cute file every day until raptor jesus takes me.
God bless.
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Lolicon propaganda

This is the new spam thread for the server change. Personally don't plan on posting porn still, feel free to delete the other thread or both!
Just want my own contaminate thread to mindlessly post in.
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You are next.
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Why is Wizchan so faggy?
I got banned for posting pic related.
It seems like the mods are communist tranny-pooftahs.
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#Gangsta
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Fun or good willed picture thread
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How do I avoid getting consumed by anger?
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anybody still using windows xp?
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Fuck 8ch. Used that site for 5 years and every board Ive encountered there is a rulecucked shithole filled with shills, redditors, and 4um refugees. Is this a good place to be? I was recommended here by an anon to come here when I eventually would get fed up with them…
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ITT we post /ourguys/ as represented by warmies

I'll start with a few
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Post websites that you really like, or maybe certain artist profiles! I will share what I know, and wish to discover more!

https://lizchan.org - Imageboard full of reptilians.
https://fauux.neocities.org/- Both of these sites
https://mebious.neocities.org/- are about loving lain with aesthetic web design.
http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm - Speculation on probable extinction tier events.
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Post AMV's

I want to build a small collection, i'll post a few to start off.
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Naruto

Does anyone want to stream Naruto together? Or at the very least, set up a sort of discussion thread for it?
To all wizards who haven't seen Naruto, make this the official Naruto discussion thread.
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Post horror themed pictures / webms, they don't really scare me I just like the imagination involved.
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Meanwhile, in bizarro lizchan…
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femcel need fren

hi im a femcel here, got banned for trying to get friends on 4chan, so i came here, ill make it brief, i play minecraft and my discord is:

daddy jen#4741
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Sometimes when I open the YT homepage I foolishly hope to see the thumbnail of him with the red text under saying he's livestreaming.

Then I remind myself where he is. Hope you're doing well up there with Mr God you beautiful bastard.
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I think my sight is going to shit

After only being more or less with devices that are very close, my eyes get all foggy when I try to read something on a screen. Can I fix this in any way that doesn't involve going outside?
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/comfy/ tips

What would be digital tips on staying comfy? I already have relaxing music playing in the background but I can't think of anything else. I've already got the non-digital part covered by pulling the curtains, donning a Snuggie and having a hot Chocolate by my side.
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Niggers?
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>shows off piss jar
>takes dick out
>shit pants on camera

Why would anyone humiliate themselves like this? It's not like normies are going to empathize with you or anything.
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What hell must be like.
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Questionable Questions

Post weird questions you think of.

From a vegans point of view, would stealing already shelved meat and eating it be unethical?
Is hedonism bad even when bringing no harm to others other than those who created you?
Is having children equal to indirect murder?
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Pitching, stretching songs

Do you like to change the pitch or stretch songs you already like?

Don't know what I'm talking about and want to try? Have a look here: https://29a.ch/timestretch/
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Well then, looks like EUnigs got LAWED again, what are the chances everything will still be as usual
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fuck people amirite
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Aniki has passed away.
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Has anyone visited 4chan recently? I have, and uh… wow. The whole website went to shit after m00t left and now it's just a cesspool of redditors that think they're edgy because they use an "obscure site". I'd say the one that genuinely kind of irritated me was when I went to /a/. I remember finding some pretty obscure stuff and having some pleasant conversations about said anime. Now, I genuinely cannot find a thread where someone isn't recommending entry level shit. I asked someone what would be a good series to watch and they said Darling in The Franxx. Yeah, y'know, the anime that pretty much everyone has heard of by now and even Kim fucking Kardashian has seen (I'm not kidding, look it up).

That and /r9k/ is full of teenage girls now for some odd fucking reason.
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cytu.be/r/meta_discussion

come chat/watch videos with fellow lizards
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There Are Too Many People On The Planet

http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/

I'm not going to get into my views on overpopulation right now because I will end up longposting. Feel free to discuss this dangerous trend though.
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Podcast or long videos you enjoy

Trying to find new videos to play while I stare into the abyss or play random video games.
Feel free to post anything that is a good time waster.
I'll post a few throughout the thread.
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how to control one's libido? my feelings towards femules drastically changes depending on how horny I am. as soon as I jerk off, I see them as nothing more than sacks of flesh to be used. how can I just feel this way all the time?
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Insomniatic funposting

Due to my odd sleep schedule thanks wageslaving I will be funposting late at night or just whenever I feel like it. I will try to do this at least once a week. Feel free to join me.
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Happy new year lizchan! Here's to 2019.
What are you lazy shits's New Year's resolutions?
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What are the reptilians doing for Christmas?
Get yourself anything?
I ordered a few berserk physical copies because I like fondling books in the material realm.
Gunno make cookies and give tiny presents to a few people just to keep up my temporary neet cred.
Probably just going to release my fat liz powers and devour pies and pass out.
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Thank you, American Mainstream! Thank you for ruining one of the greatest, most beloved series of all time! go fuck yourselves netflix
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Consider living as a buddhist. Just a thought for some people.
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yum yum
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Cuties thread [no anime]

name is samantha Munro
my waifu
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So what are your hobbies lizards?
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>lizard gets job at dollar general
>tries to be friendly with customers, wears a pokemon cutout and bowtie to be more pleasant
>cracks a dumb joke about needing a bag for tampons
>two rednecks show up, threaten job and hint at physical violence
>video of incident goes viral, suddenly 45 complaints from other women show up about him being "creepy"

it's unbelievable how cruel normies can be
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Fraser thread

"Alimony Blues"

Hello, I’m Brendan Fraser

I had a wife that loved me
But she fucked my shit up then,
And I ain't seen no good pay
Since, I don't know when.
I'm payin’ alimony,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that paycheck keeps-a-splittin,
‘Cross mine and Afton’s homes.

When I was just a baby,
My Mama said, "Brendy,
Always be a good boy,
Don't fall for the 3D."
But I married a real woman,
Just to have her leave.
When I see my money goin',
I cry myself to sleep.

SUE ME!
*guitar solo*

I bet there's actors eatin'
In them fancy dining cars,
Not knowin’ that their women
Will soon fuck ‘em in the arse,
But I know I had it comin',
I know I can't be free,
But those people they don’t know it,
They’ll soon pay alimony.

Well, if they freed me from my ex-wife,
If that check was all for me,
I bet I'd spend it wiser
‘Stead of fallin’ for the meme,
Far from any woman,
That's where I want to fap,
And I'd let that alimony
Be paid by other saps.
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Share liz vids.
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Do any reptilians here write? what about?
I'm making a fantasy book only I will probably read and would like to share ideas.
In the book there are lizard people, wizards, every other trope etc and the protag is a nameless man who gets lured to his fate.
Feel free to share anything relating to book plots you liked, ideas for races, areas, inspiring music, etc.
I'll post some ideas to see how edgy they are sometimes too.
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Test.

Test. Hopefully up for good now.
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just dumping webms don't mind me
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I'm so glad that Trump got elected. The world's become a much more interesting and enjoyable place ever since he decided to run for the election.
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*replenishes your electrolytes*

ahhhh nothing like that first sip of the day
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FUCKING ENDOS

So I was just chillin' on a branch just minding my own damn lizbiz when some monkey motherfucker swung over on a vine and immediately started ooking and eeking about how damn great it is to be an endotherm. I calmly reminded him that he is easily spending more than half his energy on body heat while there was plenty of free, environmental heat, but this dense banana buster had apparently slurped one too many tree dicks today because he then started saying ectos are too low-energy (A GODDAMNED SLUR) for endothermy and are sour grapes about it. So I showed that simian shitsack that I had enough energy to pounce on him and beat him senseless. I was careful to not get him bloody, though; I don't want his monkey AIDS. Pic related. Took a nice lizdump on him after to keep him warm.

Fuck endos. Every single one of 'em. I bet evolution still kicks itself for thinking endothermy was a good idea.
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Happy late bday lizchan toot toot!!!!
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I don't want it to be true.
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post your rarest pepes
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Where is the /r9k/ of this chan? I need more chans to plan world domination with the other elitists.
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>when the frogposter normies invade
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gay site come to n64chan.me/all/ instead
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all i can think about anymore is killing myself
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drugs

what are some fun things to do while under dxm? minecraft?